HONK HONK

Dipi

aka Dopo Bopo · aka Digger of Holes

Dipi has been playing WoW for over 18 years, since The Burning Crusade, and is an accomplished player and raider. Dipi is known not only for being cute as a button and an excellent raid shot caller, but also as a Goldshire connoisseur and an experienced gnome spellcaster, Monk and Demon Hunter. Dipi loves to dig holes, so much so that he currently holds the record in Enshrouded for the biggest fucking underground network ever built (our guild house is about to collapse, ong).

Dipi冷蜥蜴moonguard cute gnome ex bug: 移动式冷冻淋浴 ex little bug people 大寒冷的地方 top Goldshire kitten龙去空中sometimes smol fox person 霜药水 ball knowledge 恐龙冰块 marry soon as possiber隐藏冰冻的人

Holy (Jbears / Holybeans)

aka THE HAMMER (you know why) · aka Priest Gigachad

Holy is the best of Honk Honk and one of the best Priest healers in the entire world. (Not an opinion: he holds top 5 parses in the world.) He loves raiding, running keys and bringing wacky vibes. He has a passion for football, going to the Ren Faire and giving Dipi uppies. Did we mention he's like 6'9", jacked as fuck, and a top healer in the world?

Holy冷蜥蜴moonguard priest: 移动式冷冻淋浴 perfect man 大寒冷的地方 american penis big龙去空中 much big heal 霜药水ball knower 恐龙冰块 mistake in marry 隐藏冰冻的人

Benny (Benya)

aka Hooves Person · aka Milk Drinker · aka the Guild's Lawyer

Benny is the guild's Raid Leader and encounter breakdown specialist. It is said that Max from Liquid frequently calls Benny for breakdowns of world-first encounters and raid strategies. A cow person at heart, Benny constantly receives threats (allegedly) from the guild HOA committee over improper upkeep of her property. She is currently on trial #152, representing herself, since she is a lawyer.

Legal notice: If you decide to join Honk Honk, know that we are not legally responsible for anything Benny says (Friday–Sunday), or for any physical or emotional trauma she may or may not cause to your person or well-being. Any legal action you may or may not decide to take must be forwarded to the guild attorney, who also happens to be Benny (she isn't actually a lawyer). Do with that what you will.

Benny冷蜥蜴moonguard Alcoholic Ret (kekw)Paladin: 移动式冷冻淋浴 Cow Person 大寒冷的地方 Stuart Little haetahh龙去空中home school , cant see shapes 霜药水 not ball knower 恐龙冰块fake lawyer 隐藏冰冻的人

Leo

aka Leocino · aka The Boy Who Dripped · aka Leonard Albert

Leo has been playing World of Warcraft for 20 years, since the start of Vanilla, with countless raid tiers under his belt and several Gladiator titles in PvP. Leo is (allegedly) a frequent customer and founder of the employees of the Goldshire Inn, and although he denies ever being seen there, others claim otherwise. Leo enjoys football, Dungeons & Dragons and all RPGs. He also runs this very website, so please forward any complaints about honkhonk.org to Leo's attorney (Benny).

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Fraud (Vibetank / Roman)

aka Vibes · aka Names Taken · aka Sex Vampire

Fraud has been playing WoW since Vanilla, 20+ years now, with plenty of raid tiers and experience under his belt. Known as the guild's main tank for most of the last retail expansion (since turned healer), Fraud is looking to keep his role in Forever as a cornerstone of the raid team. More importantly, Fraud is known as Roman the Vampire, a title earned through a sex ritual with our sister guild <Vampiric>.

Vibetank/Roman冷蜥蜴 moonguard bear: 移动式冷冻淋浴 vampire through sex ritual 大寒冷的地方 much vibes 龙去空中big american penis 霜药水 know ball 恐龙冰块 隐 marry soon as possiber藏冰冻的人